Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

Oh wow. This account is still open... Well, I'm alex. I made this account back in 04 when thespark.com became okcupid. Back then we never used it as a dating site... this was just a cool place to write tests and take them.

My bragging right is that at one time I had the #5 most popular test on this site. I'll be deleting them soon tho. Thank you all for the marvelous love and hate mail you've sent me over the years.

Damn, so all my old friends on here aren't around anymore... that sucks. It means I have to go back to browsing random profiles and make new ones.

And if you want to get to know me... just ask. I'm pretty chill, or at least I'd like to think so.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Studying to put the random thoughts in my head onto your movie screen. Or at the gym, cutting up my physique with some muay thai or breakdancing.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Castlevania, Symphony of the Night. And watching WWE/TNA. Hey, they don't have to be accomplishments for me to be good at them...

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Me introducing myself, probably. There's WAY too many decent people around to be afraid to approach them. Life is too short.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

BOOKS: This is where the Peeps throw down and say the Bible. That covers, what, 88 books? Oh, and Soren Kierkkegard. What a genious.

MOVIES: Anything with Brandon Lee, or anything without Paul Walker.

MUSIC: Ben Folds Five, John Mayer, STP, Muse

FOODS: Anything high-carbs, like Asian food. And Indian food. Mmmm...

GAMES (I felt it necessary): Xenogears, Street Fighter II, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Golden Eye, Perfect Dark, Langrisser (Warsong) Series, Halo2, and thing starting with "Final" and ending in "Fantasy", excluding 9 (Imagine, someone eating a bowl of Alphabits, blowing it back up on the floor, and using the vomit pool as a script for the flagship of the Square legacy. For shame...)

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

I choose to list my New Years Resolutions here:

** UPDATE: lol I find this just as entertaining now as I did in 2004 when I wrote it, so I'm leaving it here

1. Build a money bin. A big one, like in Duck Tales.

2. Fill the money bin with lots of money.

3. Swim in the money bin everyday, to stay in shape and bask in all of my financial glory.

4. Perform The People's Elbow, Sweet Chin Music, or some other super flashy finisher from the WWE.

5. Be able to sing White Zombie's "Thunderkiss 1965", and actually know the words (no mumbling).

6. Watch Paul Walker's career go down in flames when he tries to do more "Fast and the Furious" sequels.

UPDATE*: Hey! I have a brilliant idea! How about I give The People's Elbow to Paul Walker IN my money bin WHILE singing "Thunderkiss 1965"? I could knock out ALL of my resolutions simultaneously! YESSS!!!

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Thinking about that one Dr.Dre line from that song "Nothin' but a G Thang". I mean, "never lets me slip, cuz if I slip, I'm slippin'"? Uh... yeah. No shit.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Driving around Las Vegas with the windows down and the stereo up. You know that guy that pulls up next to you at a stoplight, jamming "Sweet Child of Mine" that you laugh at when he speeds by? That's me.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

You know Billy Mays, the guy from the Oxy Clean commercials? I knew him before he was famous. He borrowed $20 from me when I was 11 years old and never paid me back. :(

You should message me if Propose an edit

MESSAGE ME IF: You find me intriguing, enchanting, or awe-inspiring. Or if you want to know the meaning of life.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF: You plan on being an asshole. I've already got one, thanks.

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