“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word “sammenschaft”) as “eternal togethermanship”.
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise her by leaving.
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| 16 Male Results | 16 Female Results | ||
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The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD) |
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The Intern
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD) |
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The Bachelor
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM) |
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The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM) |
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The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) |
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The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) |
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The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) |
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The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) |
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The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD) |
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The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD) |
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The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM) |
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The Stiletto
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM) |
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The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) |
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The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) |
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The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM) |
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The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM) |
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The Poolboy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD) |
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The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD) |
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The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) |
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The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) |
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD) |
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The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD) |
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The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) |
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The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) |
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The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD) |
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Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD) |
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The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) |
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Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) |
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The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) |
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The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) |
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The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) |
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The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) |